An open letter to friends
Dear friends, the peeps who visit this space on a regular basis (jayzez you must have boring jobs), and all our loyal spammers who shneakily try to get your comments approved about viagra, illegal...
Chinese potty training 101
Happy Monday gang, People moan a LOT about the smog and pollution in China. I’m sure Al Gore and those hippies at Green Peace have publicly slated the government here on several occassions...
How to get engaged
I’m by no means an expert when it comes to engaging females, hell I’m distinctly average at even dating the things but what I do know is that ‘The Proposal’ is a pretty high...
What a Reet!
I should have woken up at 4:30 this morning. I should have gone to sleep at a ‘reasonable’ hour. I should be in Beijing . Instead I smashed drinks in my FACE until about 2:00 and slept...
I want to be a 5fm intern
Twice a year, 5fm offers the EpicFierce opportunity for 12 individuals to intern at its studios in Auckland Park. Below is the Q & A that I submitted. I got it in at the last possible moment...
Chicken oriental
Happy ‘Your Mother’ Day. Hopefully you treated your special lady to a yummerama day of food, frilly cards, and Woolworths / spa voucher combos. Whatever you do, don’t be a useless...
Big in Japan
Let’s be honest. It was only a matter of time until I went the ‘Hi guys, I’m big in Japan’ route. It was the white elephant in the room and I went ahead and made a video....
The Fantastic Mr Flange
I arrived back in Bangkok on Thursday, on a mission – to find the pingpong poontang. The infamous Patpong Street had been shutdown temporarily due to fears of attacks from the...