Let’s be honest. It was only a matter of time until I went the ‘Hi guys, I’m big in Japan’ route. It was the white elephant in the room and I went ahead and made a video. Don’t judge. 

Now that I got it out of my system, maybe we can all just move along with our lives…

… OR you could click on the below and do some cock-rocking / clam-jamming to Alphaville’s bitchin’ track ‘Big in Japan’ (Thanks Sophie Mac)

Fuck! The older I get, the more I love the 80′s – the synthpop, the outfits, the sexually frustrated facial expressions – DYNAMITE!