Mr EpicFail!
Friday was wrapped in pure awesomeness. It had been a long week, so when the clock ticked over to 4pm I said ‘Pace out’ to the orifice, busted out and picked up SB for a little...
The filthiest chick in the land
Spending time in the UK did absolutely nothing for my potty mouth. Poms drop the ‘C-bomb’ more frequently than they smile, and it’s practically a term of endearment to call your...
Put your (week)end away
‘The most economical way to rock out with your cock out, is to win competitions and hit up events for free’ – Dr Ovious Lea I didn’t have to put too much thought into my...
Friday advice: How to make yourself lank desirable to women
Hi Team, Thank fishcakes it’s Friday. Before you pack away your laptops for the weekend and head out for a session of binge-drinking and memory loss, remember the old adage: ‘A...
Every girls’ dream
I managed to speak to some people who know some people who were organising a MasterCard ‘Road to New Zealand’ event, and I mosey’d on down to the Radisson Blu in Sandton yesterday....
How to lose friends and not pick up chicks on a dancefloor!
One of our most loyal readers, Cocobutton, sent in the following images, documenting my escapades from the Durban July. *Warning* the below images have been known to clear dancefloors and reduce...
Paradise in almost-springtime
August in Joziwood, for those of you who don’t know, is a bitchin’ month. It’s ‘almost-springtime’ because Winter still clutches at straws and throws out the occasional...
Philip – he is back!
It’s been exactly one month since we removed the paint from our FACES and Fifania™ was restored to its rightful ruler – Lord Jacob Zuma, and while naming rights for the Calabash are...
What a blooming good weekend!
Since I am spending QT with my new best friends below, I am unable to hit Oppikoppi this weekend. Sad Panda! As much as I’d love to be consuming mind-altering substances all long-weekend with...
What a BUMMER!
Before I start, I encourage all female (and male) readers who have ever cast me in the starring role of ‘Your Sexual Fantasy’ to refrain from reading the remainder of this story…...