Friday awesomeness
I’m particularly swamp-donkeyed and Nelly Retardo today, but I just have to share this Friday awesomeness special with you that encapsulates the vibe of Jozi. Capetonian haters be prepared to have your minds blown. Let’s see you mofos produce anything like this with the Mountain, yo! 
Just for the record, Jozi invented the word 'vibe'
Philip ‘He is here’ Joubert shot this ‘O-Face’ inducing spectacle – it captures the essence of why us ‘Vaalies’ love this city!
For those of you who looking for a place to jam out with your clam out (Shebee) or rock out with your cock out this weekend, check out JHBLive for a full listing of events. The pick of the action seems to be:
- OMG MTV Base Party – 10 September TODAY – 41 Juta Street from 9pm (house, hip hop, commercial dance), best of all its mahala, free, gratis FTW!
- Party Agave – 11 September – 66 Carr Street Newtown from 8pm (anything goes apparently), R60 gets you access to the audible awesomeness of the likes of aKing and the Wedding DJs (straight out of C-Town)
Keep it real, keep it safe. Remember always:
Life is short. Play naked!
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mike remember you can play the stock market with a naked short position
Trev remember you can eat a dick!
No Mike, remember you can eat a………………..PHALLUS!
but trevor, you’re not a trader, aren’t you back office? eat a dick
yes mike so can you, but hancock is the only guy who wishes to eat yours
He’s only human Trev
Human? thought he was a roach and no he loves the cock, hence cockroach
Trevor you need to get past the anger stage already. acceptance is calling you Trev. Maybe if you write out the following it will help:
1) I Trevor will never be a KES boy
2) I Trevor will never remember the time
3) I Trevor am a raging homo and will stop projecting my homophobic insecurities onto others.
4) I Trevor love myself just how i am and accept that i’m a non trader homo who cannot remember the times.
5) I Trevor have come to peace with all of this and i now want to EAT A DICK
Interesting if we cross correlate this with Freud’s stages of psychsexual development:
1) Oral
2) Anal
3) Phallic
4) latency
5) Genital
Clearly Tref is fixated at Stage One, Oral stage and KES stage (no pun intended) which has resulted in insufficient gratification, resulting in wanting to EAT A DICK
hancock the anger is visible (not just what was written on your cheek) after what sharman did to you. No need to lash out at others. You have been accepted not rejected so accept it in your own time that you ate the proverbial dick- no wait that was eat a dick personified
Trev, penises have feelings too, you know!
Good come back trevor- you just said the same thing that i did, please get original.
Maybe this isn’t your fault, more force of habit-i heard that you love to EAT DICK and hate to swallow and you’re in the habit of giving people their own come back.
your mom should have taught you better, she never gives someone their own come back.
Hancock the originality of your comment is evident- the whole come back line is that not a bit old? Suppose you have to hang onto what you know and never let go- the tried and tested approach hey roach? Can’t use the nickname cock coz it just did not fit much like your terrible wit
Haaaai there. Thank you oh wise one. Now if only my boyf could handle more than one “unce-unce” in a song.
