Being harassed by call centre staff? Tell Trevor!

Ola playas and playettes,

Tampon has just shared a delightful story with me that is guaranteed to add some funshine to your day. She received the following call from a dude this morning, trying to sell her a new cellphone contract. Much hilarity ensued. For your audio pleasure, bare in mind that Tampon has a leedle voice, and said call centre agent was droppin’ a stereotypical Cape Coloured (CC)accent:

Tampon: Hello

CC: Hi ma’am I’m phoning from Cell C

Tampon: That’s ok thanks, I have a contract with Vodacon

CC: But if you switch to Cell C you can get a free phone

Tampon: I don’t need one

CC: But you can give it to your mom … or boyfriend

Tampon: *very dry* I don’t have a boyfriend. I’m soooo sad! You just made it worse *boo hoo*

CC: Ag, dont be sad, I’ll be your boyfriend, then you can give the contract to me 😉

Tampon: I can’t believe you’re trying to flirt with me to sell a contract. I’m telling Trevor IMMEDIATELY!

[Pregant pause]

CC: Who’s Trevor?

Tampon: Your CEO, you dumbFUCK!

CC: Ma’am! I’m soooo sorry. I didn’t mean to cross the line. I was just trying to help. Please ma’am! Don’t say anything to the CEO

Trevor Noah Cell C

I hear ya. We have some fucktards working in our call centre!

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  • Ice on Sep 14th 2010 at 03:00

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I like Tampon plentz!!

  • Mo on Oct 13th 2010 at 04:59

    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This made my day lol lol lol

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