Twilight: New Moon observations

Last night, MNET served up a little treat for us Safricans, direct from TV-land. After having seen the first installment of the series, I was pretty stoked to see what melodramatic delights lay in store for us, during New Moon.

My favourite line from Twilight, which I have used out at a few clubs, unsuccessfully I might add: ‘But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me. You’re like my own personal brand of heroin’.

Drop that like it’s hot fellas! Timing is key, though. Make sure you enunciate those phrases. You’re not going to pick up chicks if they think you’re trying to peddle them narcotics.

Twitter serves as a fantastic platform for live commentary on the most random shite. In the past, I had to settle for sharing my views on the 8 o’ clock movie with Granny Ethel and Flickr, the epileptic Jack Russel, but last night we took movie discussion to another level. Below are some of my highlights. Feel free to add yours to the mix in the comments’ section…

  • Bella *always* gets a papercut round the Vampires. Gawsh!
  • Irrefutable evidence that Edward is either gay, or a selfish lover. To Bella: ‘I. Don’t. Want. You. To. Come!’
  • Bella bleeds with the Vampires, bleeds with the Wolfman. Surely she must be anemic by now?
  • Quote of the movie: ‘I’m not like a car you can fix up. I’m never gonna run right!’ – Bella. I plan on using this in a relationship one day to win an argument
  • Jacob did indeed drop the ‘it’s not you, it’s me Bella’ line
  • I’m convinced Bella has an STD – bleeding, hallucinations, pale, hot flushes…
  • I realise now why Jacob only wears pants.It’s not to show off his ripped body,it just gets expensive to replace human-to-wolf transition wardrobe malfunctions
  • One of the greatest insights: Women are the root of all problems. If you were to remove Bella from this story, werewolves and vampires would get along, drink beer, and watch sport – no doubt
  • Vampires have clearly never heard of eyedrops
  • Edward Cullen and Edward Scissorhands were totally separated at birth

Thanks to Ross for a fantastic visual plot synopsis

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  • Shell on Jan 17th 2011 at 03:51

    Has anyone else noticed how the sparkling of a vampire’s skin seems to emit a high pitched noise? I’m no expert, but i’m pretty sure that’s not scientifically accurate.
    That and the whole vampire/werewolf thing.

  • Willem on Jan 17th 2011 at 04:25

    Psh. Last line of article should read: Thanks to Willem for a fantastic visual plot synopsis. Ross is a pic thief 🙁 I created that image on 20 April 2010.

  • Running Wolf on Jan 17th 2011 at 10:42

    Awesome post dude. This had me chuckling. Just co-incidentally – Ross and Willem work in the same office as me. We really don’t like Twilight 🙂

  • stack on Jan 18th 2011 at 12:33

    I was following the twitterfeed with glee on Sunday night – then i couldnt bear it anymore and switched over to Basic Instinct LOL

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