Sitting around, watching arb Xmas programming on the Graham Norton Show, I stumbled upon this little gem that I’d like to make your official Thursday earworm.

Just a bit of background. This was initially written and recorded for ITV’s The Jonthan Ross Show, but the director of television has a limp penis and refused to let it air. Apparently he feared for the potential flashmob of angry, pitchfork wielding Christians if he allowed the content to disseminate across Britain. Full Story here.

Thank Woody Allen Jesus for the internet. Mr Limp Penis may be a big shot at ITV but he isn’t the boss of the wwworld.

Surely the song of 2011? Tim Minchin is my new YouTube stalkee. He reminds me of Mick Hucknall on Meth