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No Comments Lonehill Estate attempts to woo Ellen Degeneres
Not in the sexual kinda way. We all know Ellen is a rainbow flag waving lezzer, and proud of it. I’m even more proud of her because she gets to touch Portia de Rossi, inappropriately – highest five!
Anyhoo, a few months ago, Ellen flew 8 year old Sophia Grace across the pond to her studios after discovering her gangsta rap magic and Nicki Minaj, Super Bass impersonations of awesomeness on YouTube. Sophia was introduced to Nicki, and proceeded to lose her tweenage mind.You will die of ‘awwww’ when you watch the below.
Local musicians, Lonehill Estate, have used Sophia Grace as their muse to create some magic that will surely catch Ellen’s Jap eye. Although hairy-chested, grown men in pink tutus, is more likely to get the guys added to a paedo registry than the Ellen guestlist, I’m hoping Ellen Degeneres Google Alerts herself and stumbles upon these crah-crah, fun dudes, who don’t need a pale blonde with a bad bowl fringe, eating human hearts to increase viewership of their YouTube channel
Good times. Look out for the boychays in next month’s Marie Claire Naked Issue. It’s gonna be like seeing 3 babies’ arms holding an apple, each. I warned you 