(My fav part was the dog trying to get away after she put it down on the table.)
Mikeon Feb 28th 2012 at 10:07
Hahah! That poor pooch
KeenyKeenzon Feb 28th 2012 at 08:30
We geeev each other a code…
Namoon Feb 28th 2012 at 08:53
Jeebers that sh*t is terrible, she sounds retarded! That’s not music, that’s crap!
Bryan vNon Feb 28th 2012 at 08:56
Oh my fucking god Charmaine… Fat Parys Hilton singing about the one thing she will never really have much interaction with.
AND they had quite a rig to shoot that video. They should have put the production budget towards autotune.
On the plus side, girls DO rock.
Hiloison Feb 28th 2012 at 08:59
Shock horror!
Reghardton Feb 28th 2012 at 09:26
FML! I can not believe i just watched the whole thing. It is like watching a sicide and all you can do is stare. You just can’t switch it off. This is going to haunt me for a long time!
Gioon Feb 28th 2012 at 09:51
Damn you, Mike. DAMN YOU!!!!!!
we rock… yeeeeeaaaaah we rock
Chloon Feb 28th 2012 at 10:35
Better than reading news24 comments. Thank you Mike. I felt better about myself in the first 10seconds although more concerned about animal safety. Strange really
James Mon Feb 28th 2012 at 11:40
MY EYES & EARS! Oh my gawd! What was that!? It sounded like a small cat getting hit by a very large bus repeatedly! Rebecca Black hasn’t got shit on this lady! She would have received bajillions of views if she hadn’t removed the video!
Fareedon Feb 28th 2012 at 11:53
Waaaaa hahahahah *gets back on chair* Who the hell paid for the video? Who the hell shot this thing? WTHell to all of this?
Ryanon Feb 28th 2012 at 11:59
For what its worth, this just looks like a R Black copycat looking for youtube hits… I’d say that’s a rousing success…
Werner Weberon Feb 28th 2012 at 12:03
Blood started seeping from my face 30 seconds in. For the health and safety reasons I put a few bullets in the computer. It’s just better this way.
Rosson Feb 28th 2012 at 12:04
My ears just puked blood chunklets!
South Africa’s Rebecca Black – Clarise | Captain Awesomeon Feb 28th 2012 at 12:21
[...] Clarise into your senses as you die rather painfully and not nearly quickly enough.Big up to Mike Sharman for finding this girl who clearly rocks! Yeaaaaaah she rocks! I wonder if we are going to get local [...]
Legendon Feb 28th 2012 at 12:24
At this rate the bonehead community will be extinct by the end of the year!
A clutch plate singing in english! FML
Peeton Feb 28th 2012 at 12:33
Big in Silver Lakes
Phaezenon Feb 28th 2012 at 12:50
Ignoring the insipid lyrics.
If you are looking give your little darling some time in a recording studio for her birthday to propel her musical career into stardom do some research and be prepared to shell out some decent money.
She can carry a tune but badly needs a vocal coach for her pronunciation and accent when singing. Also, the backing track sounds like it was done on a cheap keyboard which adds to the all round awfulness. Spend a little on some session musicians, it is not a complicated song so you shouldn’t need them for more than 1 session.
Finally, this is where a good producer and sound engineer come in, they should be able to handle and put up with the little diva and get her to sing multiple takes, even if she doesn’t want to.
So a re-record , after some time with a vocal coach, and this song won’t be any worse than any of the teen pop that Disney churns out. Not quite my taste in music, but with a little effort it won’t be quite so horrible and won’t be such a horrific experience for daddy’s little darling when the song hits YouTube
Clarise – Suid-Afrika se Renecca Black | Gevaaalik.comon Feb 29th 2012 at 10:44
[...] video het ek oorspronklik op sharmanator.com gesien. Dankie aan Mike Sharman wat die juweel ontdek het en gedeel het met die [...]
For the nation’s sake, I hope it doesn’t.
(My fav part was the dog trying to get away after she put it down on the table.)
Hahah! That poor pooch
We geeev each other a code…
Jeebers that sh*t is terrible, she sounds retarded! That’s not music, that’s crap!
Oh my fucking god Charmaine… Fat Parys Hilton singing about the one thing she will never really have much interaction with.
AND they had quite a rig to shoot that video. They should have put the production budget towards autotune.
On the plus side, girls DO rock.
Shock horror!
FML! I can not believe i just watched the whole thing. It is like watching a sicide and all you can do is stare. You just can’t switch it off. This is going to haunt me for a long time!
Damn you, Mike. DAMN YOU!!!!!!
we rock… yeeeeeaaaaah we rock
Better than reading news24 comments. Thank you Mike. I felt better about myself in the first 10seconds although more concerned about animal safety. Strange really
MY EYES & EARS! Oh my gawd! What was that!? It sounded like a small cat getting hit by a very large bus repeatedly! Rebecca Black hasn’t got shit on this lady! She would have received bajillions of views if she hadn’t removed the video!
Waaaaa hahahahah *gets back on chair* Who the hell paid for the video? Who the hell shot this thing? WTHell to all of this?
For what its worth, this just looks like a R Black copycat looking for youtube hits… I’d say that’s a rousing success…
Blood started seeping from my face 30 seconds in. For the health and safety reasons I put a few bullets in the computer. It’s just better this way.
My ears just puked blood chunklets!
[...] Clarise into your senses as you die rather painfully and not nearly quickly enough.Big up to Mike Sharman for finding this girl who clearly rocks! Yeaaaaaah she rocks! I wonder if we are going to get local [...]
At this rate the bonehead community will be extinct by the end of the year!
A clutch plate singing in english! FML
Big in Silver Lakes
Ignoring the insipid lyrics.
If you are looking give your little darling some time in a recording studio for her birthday to propel her musical career into stardom do some research and be prepared to shell out some decent money.
She can carry a tune but badly needs a vocal coach for her pronunciation and accent when singing. Also, the backing track sounds like it was done on a cheap keyboard which adds to the all round awfulness. Spend a little on some session musicians, it is not a complicated song so you shouldn’t need them for more than 1 session.
Finally, this is where a good producer and sound engineer come in, they should be able to handle and put up with the little diva and get her to sing multiple takes, even if she doesn’t want to.
So a re-record , after some time with a vocal coach, and this song won’t be any worse than any of the teen pop that Disney churns out. Not quite my taste in music, but with a little effort it won’t be quite so horrible and won’t be such a horrific experience for daddy’s little darling when the song hits YouTube
[...] video het ek oorspronklik op sharmanator.com gesien. Dankie aan Mike Sharman wat die juweel ontdek het en gedeel het met die [...]
Mike! Can I borrow this girl’s lightsabre?
Oh, wait, that’s the dislike bar on YouTube.