‘Av a bitchin weekend.

Life is short. Play naked!

Thanks Tampon

According to a YouTube search: Best song in Thailand

I tend to disagree, but let’s be honest – the lead singer is a downright pimp. Amiright?

This one however is titled:

Sexy Music. My Goodness it is sexy. This is even a karaoke version so you can sing along if you know the words

And what would a video selection be without a WTF Thailand’s Got Talent video

Wowzers… she has both a lady and a boy voice. Incredible.

From my time spent in Thailand, I have come across no other badass reggae treat than the talents of Job 2 Do. Have a listen.

My favourite: Job 2 Do

Job 2 Do: English version

Now that you know what we’re looking at from a Thai perspective, I need a playlist. A bit of chilled reggae, some folk, some undiscovered talent. Post your top 10 list of bitchin’ tracks in the comments below and the best playlist will win you a R300 Simply Asia Voucher. Added to that, if you enter this competition here, you stand a chance to win a trip to Thailand. You have until Monday to post your playlist.

And. GO!

Image by Christine Ho

According to Sky News:

The new graffiti shows a little boy kneeling at a sewing machine while he makes the bunting that will be used for the Queen’s Jubilee celebrations.

The small boy is barefoot, with a sports visor turned backwards on his head and his little fingers are threading the bunting through the sewing machine.

It has been suggested that the street art, drawn on Wood Green High Road in North London, is intended to highlight the disparity between the wealth and opulence of the West and the poverty – and the age – of those who are used to make the goods we buy.

Other Banksy’s of awesome include

Stick it to the Man!

How do you know if you’re a pirate?

You just ARRRRR!

Big ups Alan Shelley for flying the pirate and rainbow flag.

I’m a little disappointed with your efforts but we have 3 winners…

@KerryAmo getting paff-dogged by something lumo. It's a start

Cruella da Awesome

Awkward family fancy dress. Dad - killing it

Tumi Turner: Simply the Best

Tumi, Carrot, Amo – you win Simply Asia vouchers – R100 each. I’ll mail you deets for claiming your Pad Thai or other eaty treaties

Always on the lookout for badass workspace, I found an empty office on Jan Smuts in a great location, that has one of those boards on the window, detailing the offender’s agent’s info.

I called her on Monday, left a voicemail. No answer. Followed up on Tuesday. Nah, nothing. Finally got hold of her today and explained that I’m quite flexible on space so don’t have any specifics at the moment, just want to see the space I have my eye on and if it’s not right, we can get into the nitty gritty and find something more appropriate. I did not tell her that I or ‘my girlfriend was a blogger’ for a better deal

She just seems so disinterested and I find it’s a common theme with all agents I have dealt with – they are either not bovvered or incompetent. Surely when you have a person interested in doing business with you, you suss them out more, see if they have cash and only then blow them off.

This video describes today’s emotions, perfectly:

I eavesdropped Kerry for this video…

Watch this and live vicariously through Tyrion, and imagine assault on your version of the rental agent – maybe it’s your boss, relative, better half.

If there are any good commercial property rental agents out there who have awesome space and an even awesomer attitude, drop me a line so we can make business love.

Word!

3 of you can win double tickets to this year’s fest. All you have to do is tweet your favourite craft brand to @mikesharman and @cederdog, Darling!

What

The inaugural Jozi Craft Beer Fest is set to take place at Pirates Sports Club in Greenside. 18 craft breweries from all over South Africa will be offering Jozi folk a chance to taste the finest craft beer available in SA.

When

Saturday 26th May. Doors open at 10am and the fest will run till 7pm.

Where

Pirates Sports Club. 25 Braeside road. Greenside

Tickets

Click here > tickets available on Webtickets and at the door. R100 and included a branded beer mug. Kids under 3 years old are free and 3-18 years old are R50.

Why

The first ever craft beer fest held in Jozi. 18 of South Africa’s finest micro breweries all gathered under one marquee.

Breweries:

Darling Brew

Copperlake Brewreries

3 Skulls Brew Works

De Garve Brewery

The Cockpit Brewhouse

De Garve Brewery

Jack Black Brewery

Clarens Brewery

The Dog & Fig Brewery

Citizen Brewery

Boston Brewery

Devils Peak Brewery

Draymans Brewery

Mitchells Brewery

Brewers & Union

Eversons Cider

Mogallywood Brewery

Live music throughout the day:

11:30 – Shotgun Tori

12:30 – Gil Hockman

13:30 – Eddi Privat

14:30 – Float Parade

15:30 – Bongeziwe Mabandla

16:30 – Yo Grapes

17:30 – Shortstraw

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Do you have a spoon? So you can eat my ASS!

Avatar on Blu Ray much?

Far out!

My fave!

Have a happy weekend my pretties

x

Before Instagram, I was still an awesome photographer

Thailand is one of those addictive travel destinations. You lose yourself when you’re there. Carefree scooting across islands, lumo painting your face off at half and full moon parties, buckets of Red Bull that taste like they’ve been sourced from a secret Taurine geyser. It’s one place that welcomes you with open arms and says it’s ok to leave the hamster wheel of Western corporate life and pursue a career in beach bum / bar owner.

You think you have a bitchin' office view?

Thailand is like travel Tik and I need to get back there, but I want you to come too. Simply Asia has the answer. Click here to join me in Thighland.

Now finish off your timesheets so you can start researching all the places you’re going to visit. Take my advice and make sure you attend a half moon party – less commercial, jungle, buckets, lumo, trance.

Life is short. Play Naked!