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Fancy dress, smash drinks, win R10K! Done

I’ve been well impressed with the attitude of Jo’burgers this year. Lower levels of road rage on the streets, lower levels of roid rage at the gym – I reckon it’s all down to...

My friends are cocks!

I told one mate that I was rendezvous’ing with a ladygirl at Ruby in Parkhurst, yesterday. Next thing I’m being bombarded with sms’s from other mates inviting me to Ruby in...

Cocktober

Since the October posts have been dedicated purely to penis talk with all the Daredevil speedo run activity, below is the latest offering from one of my favourite SA performers that continues in the...

Cocking the Gardens!

Last week I gave you a breakdown of the Daredevil Speedo run here. This weekend was the last opportunity to do something daring to raise awareness for testicular cancer. We run through the streets of...

Put some clothes on!

I love my nuts. So much so that I have named them – Jabu and Lani – I live vicariously through them and even revert to using them as puppets and talking with a Zulu and Indian accent,...

The tale of Eric the sammich man

Every morning just before 11, our work intercom rings and we are greeted by the smooth, soulful, sultry voice of Eric the sammich man. He treks around Rivonia with an assortment of sammiches and...

SharmFEST 2010 weekend wrap

Brain cells were obliderated this weekend. It’s taken me until now to feel *almost* human again and to present you with a comprehensive post-mortem of the SharmFEST 2010 weekend. It was as if...

Knee-deep in the hoopla!

I heart this video because it has lip-synch and fancy dress components – my two favourite things in the whole world. It was created by some young Scots. I used to work with a Scot, named Ruth,...

T-minus two days til SharmFEST 2010

Hi gang, There are just two days left until arguably the fourth best Eastern Johannesburg festival of the third weekend of September 2010. That’s right, SharmFEST returns – this time with...

Being harassed by call centre staff? Tell Trevor!

Ola playas and playettes, Tampon has just shared a delightful story with me that is guaranteed to add some funshine to your day. She received the following call from a dude this morning, trying to...

Friday awesomeness

I’m particularly swamp-donkeyed and Nelly Retardo today, but I just have to share this Friday awesomeness special with you that encapsulates the vibe of Jozi. Capetonian haters be prepared to...

Happy Phuza Thesday!

I dig this song lank, and the music video is pretty Swedish. Have a gander and read the lyrics. Makes you think, innit? I ain’t got no home, ain’t got no shoes Ain’t got no money,...

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