Tag Archive: birthdays

A post for old people

It’s my gran’s 94th birthday next week. Ya, I know, epic. She’s older than cellphones, and cool names. Her’s is Ethel – I can’t make this stuff up. Every year, my...

Breaking News!

Fan-fucking-tastic news. I have sourced a company that makes man-size slippery slides and is willing to rent one to me for my Hippo Birdy 2 Ewe Dui(ker). Shame! Keep 18 September free. I am...