Tag Archive: douche

Farewell SharMINI

I tried to superglue the Countryman key to my grubby right paw yesterday afternoon, but security at Mini South Africa, managed to pry it loose. I’ve never been a Petrol Head. I think Ferraris,...

Cancer is a douche!

And it needs to get kicked square in the nuts. Anyone involved in the fight against it, deserves a major high five! Moments in Time is one such initiative, and according to the website,is a one of a...

It’s time to rock the Mo’s bros, but don’t neglect the ho’s yo!

Monday is the start of Movember. If you have been living under a frikkin rock and are unaware of the awesomeness of this initiative, our friends at the official SA Facebook page can provide you with...

Mr EpicFail!

Friday was wrapped in pure awesomeness. It had been a long week, so when the clock ticked over to 4pm I said ‘Pace out’ to the orifice, busted out and picked up SB for a little...

The missing cock

One of my mates is currently cruising around Africa on a roadtrip, dodging various incarnations of militia, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible – but failing dismally – as he...

Chicken oriental

Happy ‘Your Mother’ Day. Hopefully you treated your special lady to a yummerama day of food, frilly cards, and Woolworths / spa voucher combos. Whatever you do, don’t be a useless...

Raddest new shoe brand

Ola seven, Moanday conspired against me and threw copius amounts of shit in my direction – the older I get, the more I realise how inconvenient this whole ‘work’ thing is. I...

Damien the demon child

Nude Year’s Eve started out in pretty horrific fashion. I was woken by ‘Damien the demon child’ next door, belting out one of his frequent banshee wails. Not to be confused with a...