Tag Archive: friends

The Friends’ fountain

Remember the opening song for Friends? Of course you do: The entire cast danced around like rhythmless whities Chandler sporting a ridiculous middle parting, but let’s be honest, we’ve...

Friends…

Your true friends will tell you when you have crumbs on your FACE, spinach in your teeth, or are being a douche. This is a visual representation of what Muzza thinks about my online ramblings:...

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This isn’t a happy post. There are no mentions of pugs or penises or any of the usual BS that I manage to cram into the 300-odd words that I scrape together for my (and hopefully your)...