Tag Archive: granny

A post for old people

It’s my gran’s 94th birthday next week. Ya, I know, epic. She’s older than cellphones, and cool names. Her’s is Ethel – I can’t make this stuff up. Every year, my...

Meeting the old man

Just reading that title should give you the jeebies of a heebies’ nature. FML! I haven’t had to meet a girl’s dad in a very, long, time – sometimes it’s better to date...

Guzzling granny

Some people have cool grans. I’m not talking about the ones with tourettes, who entertain your friends with a collection of ‘cock, shit,balls’ outbursts, but rather the ones who...