Tag Archive: smash it in your FACE

The C-bomb

It’s exactly six weeks until Chrimbo time. Iyo bangani iyo. Every year I say the same thing: ‘I’m not going to leave the ‘festive’ shopping until the last minute.’...

The Shakes and Pistol show

On Saturday, I was the mixmaster MC at my mates’ wedding. The results were terrifying. I ‘swatted’ on the bridesmaids, a LOT, like this: I partied my ass off with the hawt, steamy,...